Relationship Advice Authority Sources: KellySpeechless.com Gives Advice The First Time.


 Advice The First Time…Raw Is Needed To Be Proved Original.

Relationship Advice Should Be Raw 1st.

 

Concept of this whole piece reminder: Here is some great advice and my original thoughts.

Some of these advice pieces turned into later publications, and some did not. 

These are different though because there is always something new said when you openly go with it first.

 Here is Kelly (me) being speechless while writing, which is the only time I can shut up. Here is some damn good advice raw before it was cooked for publishing.

Relationship Advice On KellySpeechless.com

September 15, 2012

Oh yea, if your just thinking, “Why does this post look like shit?” See above where it say’s: Concept Of This Whole Piece Reminder.

Since when is getting too comfortable involve looking like a shittier, less attractive, and depleted self confident version of your former self?

Women and men both have been known to let themselves go to shit once they found their long term or final relationship. Since this is my blog post, and I happen to be a women we are going to focus on the female end of this and not include the whole dialogue about men this happens to as well.

Getting More Intimate Is A Relationship Gain Not Measured In Pounds.

“He loves me no matter what I look like.”

Sure he does. What does that have to do with your weight gain though? THIS DOES NOT COUNT IN OBVIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES such as a health issue, new baby and so on so all of you who were about to kill me calm down. We are strictly confronting the issue with those who don’t have any situation in front of their will.

Back to voluntary ugly actions-Love has a lot to do with excepting each other and being understanding when the flaws we create or endure as human beings pops up we are there to support one another. That does not mean when the going doesn’t get tough, and I still want to look like shit I am lucky Bill still loves me because if not then…what?

No Makeup Is Fine For An Appearance But Not A No Show.

I get it. Your tired, and your makeup you had to wear for your day gig is sticking to you like putty. You want to relax without clogging your tired pores.

What to do In Order To Not Look Like Shit and Still Be Able To Let Skin Breathe?

 

1. Find a “brightening face wash.”

It doesn’t seem to be working? take it back with the receipt and try another that claims to brighten.

Repeat. When you find one that VI SIBLEY brightens your face to where after four uses you notice something. Neutrogena has a new one:

 

Warning: This is not the only one out there and this product does contain Vitamin C and Soy which actually makes some medications for example: ADD meds not work as well, and can break you out if your on a new birth control pill brand in the first month (sounds crazy but it’s true).

So if any of the above applies to you I would try another one going from least expensive first, and then only going up in price if Walgreen’s supply = no brighter face.

What does Brighter mean? I don’t want to look LIGHTER.

Brighter to me when referring to the face means – less tired, less like you have been crying, less hung-over – all of which as women we can face in the mirror sadly without actually going through tears or drinking alcohol. Basically sometimes we look like shit and even like we are on crack simply when we are exhausted. Some brightening face washes can tell your face, “Wake up bitch, smile, look alive and stop playing dead. We see your ugly ass!”

You want the face wash that listens and follows the implied direction of the quoted text above.

 

2. Carmex (the one in the jar unless you like to eat carmex).

Lips are chapped after work because we are dehydrated. Drink more water! Regardless, though put on some carmex in the form that is encased in a jar. SPF is better of course and I like strawberry flavored but the regular shit will do its job.

3. Teeth.

Whiten your damn teeth. Crest white strips are expensive you say? Replace buying magazines off the stand and sign up for the yearly subscription or toss them all together, or replace something you spend too much on and go broke if you have to as long as you always have a full supply of strips.

What if they don’t work?

Even better. Go to the dentist and get trays molded of your teeth. If you are lazy and aren’t afraid of an odd response ask to get two molded so your lazy ass has an extra if the first pair is dirty. Put in the gel at night (never use anything higher than 20% unless your goal was, “see through,” teeth.

Leave the guilt of teeth whitening purchases! Be ridiculous when it comes to the drug store, and trays when it comes to your teeth. Don’t get the once a year whitening thing because it is too harsh and you need to make white teeth a part of your life and do it weekly in some fashion to make it stick.

What is too white?

When your teeth hurt. Or if you decided to not listen

 

If you tell yourself this to make your conscious all

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ow some solace then your one of the women who have unfortunately let themselves go, and now are worried about what your man has to do with this. Does your man have a part of this issue? Maybe later. This issue though is with you.

Being single, taken or married doesn’t take away the fact that looking like shit isn’t fun, comfortable or an addition to our lives.

 

4. Your Not To Tired. Just Do It. By the time your done arguing it would have been over.

Stop Whining About Giving Oral Sex! Why? Read This.

September 08, 2012 at 01:45 AM

 

 

Hey Kelly,

My friends and I wanted to ask you a question.

Question:

When it comes to sperm. some swallow some not , i really don’t know what men prefer but also i want to ask . What’s the difference? Why would you enjoy girls to swallow?

For all the men whom are begging their girls for oral sex just try explaining it to her and answering all her questions???

My Advice:First of all, I like a lot that you said you will only perform oral sex on a man who you love and that is caring and nurturing when it comes to your feelings. Oral sex, in any form is very intimate.

OK Here is goes. Just do it and stop complaining about it because as women we are screwed and can’t get away without doing this, unless we want our man to go find someone else who will. I know I sound harsh but along with our period, unfortunately this is a task that we as women need to do.

Here’s why:

oral sex a blow “job” for a reason. I know why you don’t like it but the act actually isn’t as dirty as you think. I know sometimes guys make nasty stupid comments when they reference receiving oral sex, but in all actuality the act is pretty personal. Think about it, he is trusting you to have full access to the body part that is the most sensitive on his body. That is pretty intimate if you ask me.

Now, back to the job. They do call giving a man

Continuing on, I also think your right that guys should explain to women why they want oral sex instead of just begging.

This is why guys are obsessed with it:

First: It feels good to them. Really good. Too good. Like I said before, their most sensitive part of their body is being stimulated. Besides the amazing feeling, the guy gets a bonus: you are the one doing it. Your the girl he thinks is hot, the girl he likes, the girl he wants to be with, or the girl he loves and you are the one who is making him feel this way. I don’t know about you but I think that’s pretty powerful.OK, I know you think the the task is annoying and I am not going to say it isn’t. You do it for the reason you said; if you love him.

Here are a few tips to help the annoyances:

It takes forever! –

Ask him what he wants while your doing it. Your not psychic,and he shouldn’t expect you to be. If you get tired or lock jaw take a break and use your hand.

I feel weird or uncomfortable! –

Don’t. Remember? He is on cloud nine. He doesn’t care what face your making, and if he wants you to look at him just do it. If you can’t get turned on or performing the act repulses you, stimulate yourself (a little) alone before you start to help you get into it. It helps.

Why does he want me to take the grand finale?(swallow)- Have you ever wanted to sneeze really, really bad and you get that feeling where your just about to sneeze and it doesn’t happen? Well magnify that times ten, and include blood pumping towards your mans most sensitive organ, and think about it. Of course, finishing still feels good no matter where the evidence lands but is the difference between having roman noodles for dinner or your favorite type of pasta.

 

If the evidence has a taste that is really, really bad; or you just can’t deal with it, get your man to drink pineapple juice. If really helps to keep “things” fresh and not taste so bad. While your at it drink some pineapple juice yourself, it also benefits the smell and freshness of women down there.

Like I said, it is a job for a reason but one we have to perform and understand if we love the guy we are with. It should be something that is a part of your sex life with your partner period. It shouldn’t be given on birthdays or rewarded because the reason you do it is because you love the person. You asked some really good questions and made some really good points. I hope I helped.

So I’m up for giving my man oral sex , if i love him, he’s caring and wants it really badly but me and my friends were talking earlier about it and i am saying this to all men : It will really help if you explain to us why you like it so much ? What’s the feeling? and how do you like it?

 

Converting Religions In Relationships: Who Cares? Or Sign of Future Without Sexy Santa Outfits? I love those outfits! Anyway just read…

September 08, 2012 at 01:06 AM

A Rant On The Subject Of Converting Religions During or Before A Marriage….

If you decide you love your partner enough to conform or join their religion and go through the process of converting to this religion that is an honorable nice thing to do. Of course this would be something you wanted to do, and your partner would be showing that he not only finds your conversion vital and the abundance of your embarrassing his culture a huge plus in your lives together.

This is when converting is fine but your freaking out because you are embarrassed that you really don’t care about ditching your prior religion or association you kept with yourself pertaining to religion.

Get over it. Move on and if your guilt is present it might be coming from the “lack,” of spiritual or other source you might want into your life-who knows? Maybe going and becoming apart of your partners religion might help get that fulfilled.

Don’t miss being a “insert religion here” if you don’t know what it truly means to be a, “insert rel….

Screw it. I can’t keep stopping to allow you guys to assume a religion.

We all mostly know what it fundamentally means to be apart of a religious group with a vast number of individuals: Catholic, Jewish, and Baptist Christianity are three known religions that most of us, “kinda get what they believe.

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THESE RELIGIONS. I mean if your a Mild Kavoy Christian Humanity Blue Number 7. Something that has to many words or if there are few words than my guess is you don’t know more than those few. SO STOP BEING SAD THAT YOU ARE LEAVING ONE STRANGE PLACE FOR ANOTHER MOST LIKELY STRANGE PLACE.

Why you shouldn’t covert if your husband now knows less about his religion he grew up “claiming to embrace,” or he doesn’t care. Short Version: Your husband deep down loves whoever his higher power, God what have you. Then above deep down he doesn’t give two shits about semantics, or participating if it means work. Also, if this religion integrates some extra manual labor for example cooking on your part then he needs to let you ditch that part of embracing his customs if he can’t even read the menu or remember why he chooses these beliefs.

For his mother only. News’s Flash: She most likely doesn’t’ like you if she is already having an issue. Why doesn’t she like you? You never did anything to her? You love her son! She has to know that. She does. This is why she doesn’t like you:

1. Your hot with a savings account for retirement and are ready for Botox when ever apply.

2. She is over weight, or pretends that spending money elsewhere on other things will help her understand why she wont get Botox.

3. She knows your smarter than her son. She knows your smarter than she is. Smart people don’t usually put up as much bull shit as those who choose to be a little more “care free,” upstairs tend to put up with more shit half of the reason being they don’t save any money to go get out there when things get rough or just too much.

4. She has never given you a reason besides religion. Trust me. When you convert she will still not like you and this time say something equally, or most likely more ridiculous as to why. “She just doesn’t embrace nature like I do.” the mom could say even she never goes outside and doesn’t even have a fake plant or painting of a lead to backup her love of nature.

If your partner is involved with the religion and just not claiming it like a free flashlight at Disney on Ice, being nice, his mother isn’t acting like your religion change will make things better, than go for it!

What about the tree and jingle bell’s? No Santa?

This is where I draw the line. Christmas is a Americanized, Society driven, hard, frustrating time for all Americans and dammit we should all be able to wear our Santa Christmas lingerie, put trees in houses and spend our rent on toys so our kids won’t get beat up or Internet bullied for only having this thing and not that thing. I don’t have kids but I am just going to guess that “vintage,” has not caught on with little boys who love video games yet.

No give the tree away! If its the religious part that is the problem it’s not like you will have trouble finding other boxes of things to make a mess with. Plus, even if your loaded your kids are not as cool, or included if they don’t wake up on December 25th with presents, and family coming over. Watching Christmas on Christmas is all you have to do when schools out, your parents are off work and the only place open is the lip up olive garden that doesn’t even mildly hide the Christmas music with Italian hints. If you deprive them of Christmas especially if they used to have Christmas you might as well lock up the Disney movies to while your at it.

Covert If:

Your happy or in a good stable place in the relationship.

Make sure you explore what converting entails.

Don’t feel guilty and if you can’t fight off the guilt but refuse to contact your older religions counsel for suggestions you don’t feel that guilty.

Believe in unicorns if you want just don’t take away Christmas!

Don’t do it for his mother expecting for her to stop hating you cause your hot.

Make sure your partner is “really,” involved if he expects you two.

Remember being converted into a religion takes work and your husband (if he applies to the type who are not really invested) was born into the religion and going to the church on Christmas and speaking with an accent stronger when he is drunk means that you should do no more work that he does to master, practice or understand the religion.

Feel better or empowered? Really kick it up a notch and buy your mother in law a gift package for Botox-CHRISTMAS IS COMING UP! Make sure you put the gift card in pine smelly Christmas paper. Keep the receipt and call her out during public gatherings as to why she hasn’t used it. She will have to admit she likes looking bad so she can complain more about you and her life. Give it one more week and conk the needle points.

 

 

This review is from: Sweet Text Messages for Her: Let Her Know You’re Thinking of Her & Put a Smile on Her Face with These Tiny Texts (Romantic Text Messages) (Kindle Edition)

It was too stupid to not use the strike through option. Sorry.

HOW COULD ANYONE THINK THIS, LET ALONE TEXT IT, “I WANT TO PULL OFF THOSE SHOES AND TICKLE THOSE ADORABLE TOES!”

WARNING: USE WITH EXTREME CAUTION AND ONLY CONSIDER AT LAST RESORT AND WITHOUT ALCHOL IN YOUR SYSTEM!!!

IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU LAUGH OR FEEL SHOCKED ENOUGH THERE IS MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. Drunk Texting found a new and stronger way to embarrass and scare others, and this book takes the cake. It is hilarious though and I wish the writers who unless embody the understanding of something that frankly scares me to think about were laughing while writing this.

If texting and the information along with the examples works well for your relationship then, hey, “Whatever floats your boat!”

So if you and your man or girl are both liking this addition then by all means everyone is different.

IF YOU ARE hesitant don’t use this book or the examples. My opinion: These examples in all available additions of these books are hilarious but could scare your new boyfriend or date enough to send them on there way.

What this book should be used for and why I like it enough to use in this way but do not take seriously or recommend:

1. Sit with your girlfriends have some wine and laugh while passing the examples back and forth out loud in optional accented voices where it applies. This will make anyone laugh until they cry.

2. If you read the text and you laugh or right away say, “That one is a little bit of a risk,” then save it for a slumber party.

3. Don’t take it seriously even if it is meant to be. There are many sources out there that give cheesy and sometimes odd tricks or tips to turn a man on for example that end in sex but afterwards are remembered as a weird way to start.

4. Do you want to hear these? Would you buy it, if you even think its too mushy for your taste don’t give it to your man.

5. SAFE ANSWER: DONT DO IT! These are not worth the possible outcome. The girls edition is even more hilarious but sketchy.

6. TEST IT BEFORE GIVING AWAY TO FRIENDS-Since these tips are not the average in terms of literally listed messages examples, they can be very tempting to use like almost a test in way. If you and your man have been together for a long time and are currently good send it to him to see what he thinks and then show him the book have a laugh and ask him on a level of 1-10 where 1 is he thought is was awesome and 10 he was worried about you. Then ask him what he would have thought if you were serious. He will probably say he doesn’t care just thought it was funny and weird and glad you were kidding. At this point he loves you so it’s not going to be an end all be all result. So you have choice to make. Get revenge on someone by giving them this in hopes it will be used or delete it because leaving this around some people is a dangerous thing. You know one of your friends would use them all in one day and you will be part of the reason she is not happy later.

 

Double Chin – How To Get Rid Of A Double Chin

JUST IN CASE/Beauty Category In My Kindle-Quality Information and worth to keep., July 24, 2012

Amazon Verified Purchase(What’s this?)This review is from: Double Chin – How To Get Rid Of A Double Chin (Kindle Edition)

 

In my kindle there are many categories labeled In Case of Emergency. This good goes under, “Beauty Fixes-Just In Case.”

I don’t have a double chin but for any reason if I gain weight in the future enough to get that double chin everyone and anyone would hate. I saved this and read to explore the quality of the content.

EBooks like this usually are either filled with stuff most average Americans know, most women know, or stuff that talks or gives you options that are either not obtainable, false or all of those reasons combined. We also don’t want the hard answer, the short answer, the products to get-WE WANT ALL THREE! This BOOK GIVES YOU WHAT YOU WOULD NEED TO KNOW WITHOUT MAKING YOU FEEL satisfied with the options and the book was also written well. There were even the lazy options, the long term options, the obvious options, the options that enable products to use, and explains why each works without too much dialogue or history to explain this understanding. I hope this is never a problem I face but if I see it creep up or even just start to get worried out of nowhere I will pop this open and make sure that I have the hottest single chin possible.

Using it to test the capabilities shows a result even if your chin is single. So even if you don’t have the double chin issue why not just try and have the hottest single chin you can? Is that too much? Maybe. But an extra easy way to hotter is never wasted if it works. I don’t care or expect to get chin compliments but I avoid the single to double issue and a double chin can sometimes be the only and first thing that says, “She might be skinnier looking without this but it makes her look worse.”

I am writing at length for this book, because when it comes to ways to look better vain or not it to good to pass up. It’s like you did your duty to inform others and if they don’t use the source then you will just look better.

 

This review is from: Berman Center Isis Beginning Pelvic Exerciser (Health and Beauty)

 

 

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“Sometimes God Reminds Me He Is Still Looking Out For Me…..My Review Of The Kegal Exerciser Find.”

PUSSY CONTROL: SERIOUSLY BUY THIS AND YOUR WELCOME.

Kegal’s: We Can’t Remember To Do Them But We Can’t Forget A Device!

An example or representation of insurance and investing in your goods. It insures a future with far less wondering if you guy is thinking what he will never tell you. That doesn’t sound like fun to me. So I got this and now I am not only a leg up where I was before, I know that in X amount of years one part of me won’t age and that’s without Botox. I plan on using Botox in the future and I plan on using this until it stop benefiting me. Gravity stops with this thing and people are scared of it for some reason. If this effect was something scary looking but promised what this can do I would take it. Think about the trade off. Tight is not a state of mind and this thing has been training to make sure that life doesn’t change the fact that you still deserve a pretty one. Get over the insecurity, kegals work but you cant every remember and this is better. What if someone finds it? Make something up. There are not batteries so say it’s a baton for adults. Who cares?

Some problems are so easy to avoid and this one is something you never want to find out later. This is what I have now bought and done to avoid future-omg!!!! What do I do? I hate this!

Plus even if you don’t think you need this it will make what is already going on that much better. If you and five of your friends are the same age and only you use this for a year-you no matter what can know that you have a better one than they do or it;s more likely. It’s not a contest buts hilarious and worth the purchase right there.

You don’t have to be the typical person who you would think needs this. Someone who feels they are not the same size anymore and can’t adjust sizes like small to x small in this case.

Why I got this? Why and who this is for? Well I got this in the hopes that while I don’t have any new problems or complaints yet about this issue I am going to see if this helps avoid a future of looking for a solution.

Do regular kegals work too? Sure but no one can remember to do those. Put this in a bright colored box on your bathroom counter and see if you end up using this more or remembering kegals. If you are embarrassed then pick which embarrassment is worse the future embarrassment without doing some extra easy work to keep everything up to par, or having to do this anyway but just be embarrassed with the issue. Your boyfriend doesn’t understand what this is. I am pretty blunt so I warned him of this before he thought..who knows what. He looked at me like a dog would at an object he think he likes but is happily confused. Either way, even if he cared and thought it was weird I would rather the weird than the other feeling-you get it. When you get this in the mail your like, “whoa this is huge or this looks like a lot to mentally deal with.” Well surprise! When you find out the shock that it’s not to big if it is just do LITTLE BY LITTLE. Don’t be a moron! Then lay down read your kindle for a moment do your kegals with this thing for about 2-3 minutes, drop or cover with anti bacterial soap, then rubbing alcohol, dry off put back in, “look at me bright colored box,” and then repeat every other day. That is it, I will take it and the price for a pretty and up to snuff friend than have to think about surgical or other options which there are none.

This didn’t come with directions but just look above and the missing instructions is a small price to pay for pretty p. So, this specific type and brand was smooth comfortable and didn’t feel like your lower region was lifting weights, it feels light and its easy to clean. The whole beginning concept is probably a hint that you need to begin now!

The Two Female Dr. Burman’s: One Gave Me A New Lease On Life (dramatic or not if your not using this yet mine is better than yours!)

And one reminded me what that therapy was about (and why it takes talent).

Then there is my favorite: http://www.doctorjenn.com/ Dr. Jenn is so amazing I could keep going but since I don’t have time to do her full justice (like this is any better) here is how Dr. #2 came into view:

Thanks Berman Center IsIs Beginning Pelvic Exerciser.-wow you really can make everything better on amazon. Ok, for those of your who give a shit (I do) the Kegal is from the Berman on Oprah and that Own show about sex if it is still running I am not sure..

Then there is the bad ass Dr. Jenn Burman my favorite therapist. Before VH1 and when the last thing I was thinking of while sitting in Planned Parenthood was babies (waiting for the pill pack) someone left a book by Dr. Jenn Burman in the waiting room. Two squirts of Purell later and a long wait I was hooked and she is an authority with real talent at what she does.  and not just from being on VH1. She is my favorite of the Berman’s although it’s hard not to ignore that the other one had something to do with my new Olympic gold medalist down there sooo….anyway..

Remember to choose fear, embarrassment and hesitation now without a problem or all of those feelings in the future when you might need more than this item and a prayer to get your pretty p back. If you use this yours will be the best. I don’t know about you but I want the best possible for my body and this one doesn’t even include anything but an object.

Berman Center IsIs Beginning Pelvic Exerciser-and creators-have paid it forward in life.

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Facebook Friends From High School: How I Chose To Get Rid Of Them.

September 08, 2012 at 01:29 AM

Getting Rid of Those Old Facebook Friends Who Are Not Contacts, Not Your Friends, and Most Certainly Not Anyone You Want IN Your Shit~I am doing you a favor…first off..

Why did you except their requests in the first place?

Answer: You wanted to see how hopefully horrible lives they were living. Now that you have seen that most of them are overweight or have seen enough of them period and just want, “news,” to mean something here is what you do.

1. Restrict all of the mother fuckers.

2. Grow some balls just in case someone see’s what is below and do it. I did today. With all the maturity and lady like gravel I could muster to fit in my orange box of tic tacks, I wrote the following below:

Dear Everyone from high school who I never talk to:

You can’t see this because I rejected all of you. I am sorry I accepted your “friend,” requests in the first place. I only did so in order to fulfill my desire to see for myself what I heard most of you physically turned into. But sadly, most of your overall weight gain didn’t suffice my urge to get rid of your boring, pointless, dry, stupid generic, horny for PTA position, and words that are more fake than my orange tan, fake eyelashes, and future Botox sessions. Blocking the unimportant news wasn’t enough for me anymore-in an entertainment sense.

Anyway, if you are in the category of friends from high school who I neither talk to or like and are not restricted yet, you know you don’t apply, or I forgot to put your sorry ass under restriction. You will be there soon. Restricted had to be the choice because I am lucky enough to not to see any of you fuckers in the grocery store so considering you soul blind enigmas acquaintances would make as bunch sense as your picture smile: pointless acts that should only be saved for the neighbor’s spot.

I didn’t de-friend you because that would open Pandora’s box and frazzle dazzle to much even though you don’t give a fuck. Go Fuck your mother.

P.S. You know who I am talking about

HAHA BITCHES-My skin is better and I still smoke cigarettes! I am skinny as hell and going to be rich without being on an allowance!

 

Yes or No: Drama Free Question Repeat For Answer.

August 21, 2012 at 12:29 AM

Why Do Guys Avoid Simple Answers to Questions?

Because avoiding the answer=more time.

Okay, I’m going to let you in on a little secret.

Does your guy never answer questions directly? If the answer is yes, there is one sure fire way to get a direct answer. Sad but true, we are going to have to go all the way back to kindergarten for the rules and execution for this one.

Take a break or check out these related link’s: 

 

 

SIX Typical answers “or topic switching extra information inducing,” tatics for the question:

“So where are we going?”

”oh well I’m having a good time, and I like you. So I was see how things are going to go because I don’t really want to move too fast into a relationship. I mean if I were to get in a relationship with anybody would be you. But I had a really hard time with my ex and still really hurt by it. Even though I don’t like her anymore. I mean… You’re nothing like my ex though.”

Wow. What the hell was that? (you think silently)

 

“Come on you know I care about you.”

What you should say, “I care about you to. But where are we going do you know?”

 

” I mean, I still want to kick it like we have been but I’m not talking about anything SERIOUS like moving in or anything or getting together just just yet. We’ll just see how things go.”

What your thinking, “Oh shit your going to drive me insane by the time this ends.”

What you should say, “Well I don’t want any of that stuff either. And the future is what it is. I mean today where are we going? Like what’s the plan. I only see how things pan out with my condo until another option comes up. This is easy: do you want to date me yes or no?”

 

“I like hanging out with you, you’re fun to be around… I mean your really good friend. If I could make the perfect girl let everything that I wanted . She would be just like you but I don’t want to ruin our three month friendship. I mean, anything can happen. I know we can both date whoever we want. So we’ll see what happens.”

I don’t need to see anymore I know I want to just date you and no one else at the moment the moment being now. So what do you say? Yes to that no? Repeat like a parrot as you go when needed.

 

”Hey, I got a go will talk about this later.”

Sure you pick the time. I don’t want to bother you. GET A TIME.

 

“If you don’t know already how I feel about you. I can’t help you there. It hurts my feelings and makes me upset that you would actually question what we are and what were doing.”

WHAT!!!

I am sorry your feelings are hurt which is an odd response I hope I wasn’t offending you but what about that made it truly hurt you? It was just a question. And no one talked about how we feel towards one another. Let me try again…..

 

I WANT YOU TO BE AROUND ME AND NOT BE WITH ANYONE ELSE. This way if I do decide to cheat or not call one day you can’t justify leaving me over it because, “we are not to-getherrrr.” In number five, “Later,” will never happen. And in number six he is trying to somehow blame you for asking this question somehow so he doesn’t have to answer, or so you will think before you dare and ask a normal question again.

7. The Holy Grail of Questions.

Here is the answer to your prayers about normal questions and how to get the real answers from men.Do not explain yourself!! Asking yes or no childlike questions is ok, but story time teaching podium is a no-no.Sometimes We ask the guy question he will give us this look that entices us to feel the need to explain how we feel about the situation.Really, That the trick .The reason he’s trying to get you to begin to explains so we can begin to act annoyed or begin to switch The conversation topic by taking little bits pieces Of your explanation And try to spin it all together in a big mess so you will become more confused. Plus,When you explain things to him you usually crumble emotionally under the pressure and negate the strong attitude you initially brought into the conversation. About this time you given him the perfect reason to make an exit.He’s already basically told you he hates when you get emotional about things he doesn’t want to talk about so him enabling you to get the point to where your emotional he gives him the reason to say he doesn’t want to talk about it. Plus, he arty knows how you feel of where you’re coming from. He knows he’s wrong he just doesn’t want to appear knowledgeable in the fact that he knows Why any human being would be concerned in the way that you are. The bottom line is don’t explain to him what he already knows.Which you want to do is put it in a tight little package (Your question)

Mark says, “I don’t know.”

(mark is full of shit)

Stacy says, (in a way that thinks he’s being ridiculous and that of course he knows the answer mixed with almost laughter) “you’re a smart guy Mark. You can’t fool me into thinking you can say yes or no. So we don’t turn this into a big dramatic episode or make this into a huge emotional deal just let me know what you decide to tell me the answer.

The short version of Stacy last reply above: “what you decided if the answer is yes or no , give me a call me.”

Usually if this is been a relationship issue for a long time or you guys are still the place where every body’s pretending to be friends, then the guys probably going to decide that you need to be punished with a timeout. Your timeout consists of not calling for three days to try and convince you that what you did,” asking him a normal question in a drama free format,” will have consequences. The reason the guy waits about three days is because you have to go through certain stages he knows that will entice you to do what he wants. The first day he doesn’t call your try to convince yourself that this is still his fault and pretend you: care that he did call. The second day you’re mad at emotional. And the third day you want to speak to your man so bad that when he calls you be so excited to hear from him the last thing in the world you would do is bring up his lack of calling or the dreaded question. So three days later rolls around in your man leaves you a text message or gives you a call. In any format of communication he executes, not of his words will reflect on the fact that anything happened. He leaves you to make the decision whether you want to extend your punishment or come out of timeout. He does this by setting the pace for the conversation surrounded completely by denial and his favorite,” pretending nothing happened.”

Example of How to React after your, “Time-Out.”

Mark makes contact:”hey what’s up did you hear about what happened to Scottie yesterday?”

Stacy responds: “no I haven’t but before you tell me about that you answer my question real quick?”

Mark tries to recover:”well Scottie one $2000 playing poker.”

Stacy responds:”cool (repeat initial question) … Yes or No?

Mark: “look I don’t know all right!”

Stacy: ‘Ok then call me when you figure out OK? Bye, I’ll talk to you later.” (nice calm voice similar to one you use on the phone with pizza delivery service) CLICK! hang up right after you say it!!

Don’t wait for the pause were to see how you can react you have to hang up then because if you don’t then you’re considered, “ rude.” in retrospect you should be rude but the point is you don’t want him talking about that later “well I didn’t answer you because you were being rude.”

If you know I’m right but still have the balls to go through with any of this- if you know this guy is a loser and will definitely freak out if he has to leave his comfy foundation of pure denial, and you don’t have the balls to do this if it results in him not calling for a few days then at least incorporate the yes or no format whenever you can. when you talk to him and ask him a normal questions even when it doesn’t have to do with the relationship just put in a yes or no. if he says that when you do that it’s weird, say why but really forgetful overall lately so what drives on the point plus it’s no big deal. Whenever you’re ready to pull the trigger and go through with t

he repetition technique and the drama free check yes or no you’ll have a since of practice.

The only way the yes or no format won’t work – if you’re still weighting for your boyfriend to be blessed by the relationship version of Santa Claus into realizing his faults or finally coming to grips with what he’s done to you to seek a way out or to make things better .

The reason I’m so sure that this will not happen in the future is because it already has!!!

he already knows what he’s doing wrong, he already knows this is hurting you, and most importantly he knows exactly how to make things better. surprisingly, he probably knows even better than yourself and implementing these things probably wouldn’t really hurt them are bothering too much. the reason he is not doing these things is because being in control of the situation and breaking you down into a version of yourself that is beatable no pun intended always leave some on top. there’s no way he would want to be in this situation your in and be confused and upset all the time. the cowardice about this is the disregard for your feelings and honesty in order for him to feel pretty good all the time. that’s why a lot of the guys out there who are with a woman who turns a submissive and always at the guys beckon call finds that her boyfriend accuses her of cheating a lot. he could have her ( I’m kidding of course ) locked in the basement with a football player stand up cut out and swears she’s cheating with the cardboard . besides the obvious notion in understanding that people often assume others are cheating if they are cheating is the fact that there make it up because they have nothing else to go on. they can say you’re rude because they can explain it they can’t say you’re damaging the relationship because they don’t have any evidence of the damage from you, they can’t say you don’t love them because they can’t examples of that, they can’t tell you the truth because that’s what you want, so making something up saying it enough to believe it

10. We covered this in Kindergarten:The first way we learned the proper way to answer a question the easiest was circling the word yes or no. Usually, at that point we couldn’t read it yet, but were just trying to remember by the site of the word. There is nothing more simple than check yes or no.

 

“What is more drama free then, YES OR NO?”

He Said, “His Life Is Complicated Right Now?”

September 08, 2012 at 12:56 AM

What Makes A Guy, “Ready”, To Commit?

What does, “I’m not ready”, really mean?OK I am so sorry to disappoint everyone, but when someone says, “they are not ready,” for a relationship or commitment it is a lie. In life, no one is ready for anything. You were probably not ready to hear, “I’m not ready”, from the person you heard it from. There is no dock to stand on and wait for the SS. I’M READY ship to sail in. Even IF the”, I am not ready,” excuse was a valid reason, why have not you ever said it to a person? If you just answered in your mind, “Well actually, I have said I wasn’t ready to a guy before”, he does not count. YOU DID NOT LIKE HIM.

I Am Busy With Work, Family, Legal, and OTHER Issues.

When someone tells you that they are not ready to commit, they usually say something as to why. Anyone who claims commitment is not something they can handle due to normal life stresses, then they are simply: Full of Shit.

Everyone is busy and people who are too busy to date one person shouldn’t be dating one or more to figure that out. So the whole, “I can’t commit because I am normal and have a stressful life, job, family, life surprises that need my attention, etc. should be considered laughable and frankly, “off topic validation at best. When things in your life are exceptionally busy and too stressful we don’t neglect people who could make that time better. To add: If this person does not have anytime, why is he dating at all?

When someone uses, “life,” as an excuse for the reason they cannot verbally commit when your already playing the part anyway is crazy. Aren’t we all busy? Don’t we all have issues? And what if the two you get together and some extra issues pop up? What then? We are humans who need to be treated with respect. If things in your life got dreadfully overloaded to the point that evaluating some negative baggage could make life easier that is understandable. During the process of getting rid of unneeded toxicity in your busy life you would not choose to get rid of sources of love and/or positivity. No one takes there dog or cat back to the pond or pet store, when things get tough! They buy off brand and stop loaning uncle Ted money for cigarettes.

I Am Scared Because My Past Relationships Have Scarred Me.

Get some Mental Modem or Some Professional Help and Not Hurt Us In the Process.

Of course, having a horrible history in terms of relationships is awful. No matter how severe or minimal the details of failed relationships are we all recover, heal and move on in our own way. That being said; if a person is aware that he or she may be living with a past that is too strong to conquer in order cognitively function romantically then-they shouldn’t date!

Example: Mary has been dating Sam for three months. Mary wants to date Sam and on one else at the moment and would like Sam to do the same. When Mary asks Sam if he would be cool with only dating her he claims that a past bad breakup has made it impossible to do so. Mary should say, “Thanks allot asshole! I have fallen for you and now this is going to be harder! What are you doing to fix this past because if it has such a huge hold on you than you must be seeking help!”

If certain issues are present enough to always be apart of you, and haunt you than you need to get some help. It is not fair to bring your crazy to someone innocent. It is also not fair to make someone else crazy why you test your mind on them to see if you can handle normalcy. You can’t use harmless potential daters as guinea pigs to test if the past will come up or not.

If you have issues and problems due to the past, proactively execute ways to try and fix it. When you feel you are ready to not let the past choose what you want in your life then you can date. By the way all you women out their need to remember that when a person is lying to you about having an issue with trust you can’t prove yourself as trustworthy to fix things because the problem is not his lack of trust. When people are deeply troubled from the past that has nothing to do with you! Also, according to the doctrine of psychiatry (every source there is) even professionals are instructed to never treat patients they are married to or have had any emotional attachment to! That is most likely implemented for a reason.

Let’s Be Real for A Second:If you date a person who later informs you commitment is off the table due to his or her past, he or she is most likely LYING! This person either wants to keep you around but not commit, wants to play a game, or is a coward.

Has This Ever Happened To You.I want to you to try this experiment: OK close your eyes and go back to how the beginning of a relationship feels. The songs that sound better on the radio, getting ready knowing he will be there tonight, the first few times he had his arm around you, the smell of cologne on his shirt, the kissing, the first few times he touches your face and you get nervous, that safe feeling …OK you get it.

Now picture looking this guy in the face, and saying, “Look I really want to be with you but I cant because I am just not ready.”

I Am Busy With Work, Family, Legal, and OTHER Issues.

When someone tells you that they are not ready to commit, they usually say something as to why. Anyone who claims commitment is not something they can handle due to normal life stresses, then they are simply: Full of Shit.

Everyone is busy and people who are too busy to date one person shouldn’t be dating one or more to figure that out. So the whole, “I can’t commit because I am normal and have a stressful life, job, family, life surprises that need my attention, etc. should be considered laughable and frankly, “off topic validation at best. When things in your life are exceptionally busy and too stressful we don’t neglect people who could make that time better. To add: If this person does not have anytime, why is he dating at all?

When someone uses, “life,” as an excuse for the reason they cannot verbally commit when your already playing the part anyway is crazy. Aren’t we all busy? Don’t we all have issues? And what if the two you get together and some extra issues pop up? What then? We are humans who need to be treated with respect. If things in your life got dreadfully overloaded to the point that evaluating some negative baggage could make life easier that is understandable. During the process of getting rid of unneeded toxicity in your busy life you would not choose to get rid of sources of love and/or positivity. No one takes there dog or cat back to the pond or pet store, when things get tough! They buy off brand and stop loaning uncle Ted money for cigarettes.

I Am Scared Because My Past Relationships Have Scarred Me.

Get some Mental Modem or Some Professional Help and Not Hurt Us In the Process.

Of course, having a horrible history in terms of relationships is awful. No matter how severe or minimal the details of failed relationships are we all recover, heal and move on in our own way. That being said; if a person is aware that he or she may be living with a past that is too strong to conquer in order cognitively function romantically then-they shouldn’t date!

Example: Mary has been dating Sam for three months. Mary wants to date Sam and on one else at the moment and would like Sam to do the same. When Mary asks Sam if he would be cool with only dating her he claims that a past bad breakup has made it impossible to do so. Mary should say, “Thanks allot asshole! I have fallen for you and now this is going to be harder! What are you doing to fix this past because if it has such a huge hold on you than you must be seeking help!”

If certain issues are present enough to always be apart of you, and haunt you than you need to get some help. It is not fair to bring your crazy to someone innocent. It is also not fair to make someone else crazy why you test your mind on them to see if you can handle normalcy. You can’t use harmless potential daters as guinea pigs to test if the past will come up or not.

If you have issues and problems due to the past, proactively execute ways to try and fix it. When you feel you are ready to not let the past choose what you want in your life then you can date. By the way all you women out their need to remember that when a person is lying to you about having an issue with trust you can’t prove yourself as trustworthy to fix things because the problem is not his lack of trust. When people are deeply troubled from the past that has nothing to do with you! Also, according to the doctrine of psychiatry (every source there is) even professionals are instructed to never treat patients they are married to or have had any emotional attachment to! That is most likely implemented for a reason.

Let’s Be Real for A Second: If you date a person who later informs you commitment is off the table due to his or her past, he or she is most likely LYING! This person either wants to keep you around but not commit, wants to play a game, or is a coward.

Has This Ever Happened To You.I want to you to try this experiment: OK close your eyes and go back to how the beginning of a relationship feels. The songs that sound better on the radio, getting ready knowing he will be there tonight, the first few times he had his arm around you, the smell of cologne on his shirt, the kissing, the first few times he touches your face and you get nervous, that safe feeling …OK you get it.

Now picture looking this guy in the face, and saying, “Look I really want to be with you but I cant because I am just not ready.”

Everyone is busy and people who are too busy to date one person shouldn’t be dating one or more to figure that out. So the whole, “I can’t commit because I am normal and have a stressful life, job, family, life surprises that need my attention, etc. should be considered laughable and frankly, “off topic validation at best. When things in your life are exceptionally busy and too stressful we don’t neglect people who could make that time better. To add: If this person does not have anytime, why is he dating at all?

When someone uses, “life,” as an excuse for the reason they cannot verbally commit when your already playing the part anyway is crazy. Aren’t we all busy? Don’t we all have issues? And what if the two you get together and some extra issues pop up? What then? We are humans who need to be treated with respect. If things in your life got dreadfully overloaded to the point that evaluating some negative baggage could make life easier that is understandable. During the process of getting rid of unneeded toxicity in your busy life you would not choose to get rid of sources of love and/or positivity. No one takes there dog or cat back to the pond or pet store, when things get tough! They buy off brand and stop loaning uncle Ted money for cigarettes.

I Am Scared Because My Past Relationships Have Scarred Me.

Get some Mental Modem or Some Professional Help and Not Hurt Us In the Process.

Of course, having a horrible history in terms of relationships is awful. No matter how severe or minimal the details of failed relationships are we all recover, heal and move on in our own way. That being said; if a person is aware that he or she may be living with a past that is too strong to conquer in order cognitively function romantically then-they shouldn’t date!

Example:Mary has been dating Sam for three months. Mary wants to date Sam and on one else at the moment and would like Sam to do the same. When Mary asks Sam if he would be cool with only dating her he claims that a past bad breakup has made it impossible to do so. Mary should say, “Thanks allot asshole! I have fallen for you and now this is going to be harder! What are you doing to fix this past because if it has such a huge hold on you than you must be seeking help!”

If certain issues are present enough to always be apart of you, and haunt you than you need to get some help. It is not fair to bring your crazy to someone innocent. It is also not fair to make someone else crazy why you test your mind on them to see if you can handle normalcy. You can’t use harmless potential daters as guinea pigs to test if the past will come up or not.

If you have issues and problems due to the past, proactively execute ways to try and fix it. When you feel you are ready to not let the past choose what you want in your life then you can date. By the way all you women out their need to remember that when a person is lying to you about having an issue with trust you can’t prove yourself as trustworthy to fix things because the problem is not his lack of trust. When people are deeply troubled from the past that has nothing to do with you! Also, according to the doctrine of psychiatry (every source there is) even professionals are instructed to never treat patients they are married to or have had any emotional attachment to! That is most likely implemented for a reason.

Let’s Be Real for A Second: If you date a person who later informs you commitment is off the table due to his or her past, he or she is most likely LYING! This person either wants to keep you around but not commit, wants to play a game, or is a coward.

Has This Ever Happened To You.I want to you to try this experiment: OK close your eyes and go back to how the beginning of a relationship feels. The songs that sound better on the radio, getting ready knowing he will be there tonight, the first few times he had his arm around you, the smell of cologne on his shirt, the kissing, the first few times he touches your face and you get nervous, that safe feeling …OK you get it.

Now picture looking this guy in the face, and saying, “Look I really want to be with you but I cant because I am just not ready.”

When someone uses, “life,” as an excuse for the reason they cannot verbally commit when your already playing the part anyway is crazy. Aren’t we all busy? Don’t we all have issues? And what if the two you get together and some extra issues pop up? What then? We are humans who need to be treated with respect. If things in your life got dreadfully overloaded to the point that evaluating some negative baggage could make life easier that is understandable. During the process of getting rid of unneeded toxicity in your busy life you would not choose to get rid of sources of love and/or positivity. No one takes there dog or cat back to the pond or pet store, when things get tough! They buy off brand and stop loaning uncle Ted money for cigarettes.

I Am Scared Because My Past Relationships Have Scarred Me.

Get some Mental Modem or Some Professional Help and Not Hurt Us In the Process.

Of course, having a horrible history in terms of relationships is awful. No matter how severe or minimal the details of failed relationships are we all recover, heal and move on in our own way. That being said; if a person is aware that he or she may be living with a past that is too strong to conquer in order cognitively function romantically then-they shouldn’t date!

Example: Mary has been dating Sam for three months. Mary wants to date Sam and on one else at the moment and would like Sam to do the same. When Mary asks Sam if he would be cool with only dating her he claims that a past bad breakup has made it impossible to do so. Mary should say, “Thanks a lot asshole! I have fallen for you and now this is going to be harder! What are you doing to fix this past because if it has such a huge hold on you than you must be seeking help!”

If certain issues are present enough to always be apart of you, and haunt you than you need to get some help. It is not fair to bring your crazy to someone innocent. It is also not fair to make someone else crazy why you test your mind on them to see if you can handle normalcy. You can’t use harmless potential daters as guinea pigs to test if the past will come up or not.

If you have issues and problems due to the past, proactively execute ways to try and fix it. When you feel you are ready to not let the past choose what you want in your life then you can date. By the way all you women out their need to remember that when a person is lying to you about having an issue with trust you can’t prove yourself as trustworthy to fix things because the problem is not his lack of trust. When people are deeply troubled from the past that has nothing to do with you! Also, according to the doctrine of psychiatry (every source there is) even professionals are instructed to never treat patients they are married to or have had any emotional attachment to! That is most likely implemented for a reason.

Let’s Be Real for A Second:If you date a person who later informs you commitment is off the table due to his or her past, he or she is most likely LYING! This person either wants to keep you around but not commit, wants to play a game, or is a coward.

Has This Ever Happened To You.I want to you to try this experiment: OK close your eyes and go back to how the beginning of a relationship feels. The songs that sound better on the radio, getting ready knowing he will be there tonight, the first few times he had his arm around you, the smell of cologne on his shirt, the kissing, the first few times he touches your face and you get nervous, that safe feeling …OK you get it.

Now picture looking this guy in the face, and saying, “Look I really want to be with you but I cant because I am just not ready.”

Of course, having a horrible history in terms of relationships is awful. No matter how severe or minimal the details of failed relationships are we all recover, heal and move on in our own way. That being said; if a person is aware that he or she may be living with a past that is too strong to conquer in order cognitively function romantically then-they shouldn’t date!

Example: Mary has been dating Sam for three months. Mary wants to date Sam and on one else at the moment and would like Sam to do the same. When Mary asks Sam if he would be cool with only dating her he claims that a past bad breakup has made it impossible to do so. Mary should say, “Thanks a lot asshole! I have fallen for you and now this is going to be harder! What are you doing to fix this past because if it has such a huge hold on you than you must be seeking help!”

If certain issues are present enough to always be apart of you, and haunt you than you need to get some help. It is not fair to bring your crazy to someone innocent. It is also not fair to make someone else crazy why you test your mind on them to see if you can handle normalcy. You can’t use harmless potential daters as guinea pigs to test if the past will come up or not.

If you have issues and problems due to the past, proactively execute ways to try and fix it. When you feel you are ready to not let the past choose what you want in your life then you can date. By the way all you women out their need to remember that when a person is lying to you about having an issue with trust you can’t prove yourself as trustworthy to fix things because the problem is not his lack of trust. When people are deeply troubled from the past that has nothing to do with you! Also, according to the doctrine of psychiatry (every source there is) even professionals are instructed to never treat patients they are married to or have had any emotional attachment to! That is most likely implemented for a reason.

Let’s Be Real for A Second: If you date a person who later informs you commitment is off the table due to his or her past, he or she is most likely LYING! This person either wants to keep you around but not commit, wants to play a game, or is a coward.

Has This Ever Happened To You.I want to you to try this experiment: OK close your eyes and go back to how the beginning of a relationship feels. The songs that sound better on the radio, getting ready knowing he will be there tonight, the first few times he had his arm around you, the smell of cologne on his shirt, the kissing, the first few times he touches your face and you get nervous, that safe feeling …OK you get it.

Now picture looking this guy in the face, and saying, “Look I really want to be with you but I cant because I am just not ready.”

If certain issues are present enough to always be apart of you, and haunt you than you need to get some help. It is not fair to bring your crazy to someone innocent. It is also not fair to make someone else crazy why you test your mind on them to see if you can handle normalcy. You can’t use harmless potential daters as guinea pigs to test if the past will come up or not.

If you have issues and problems due to the past, proactively execute ways to try and fix it. When you feel you are ready to not let the past choose what you want in your life then you can date. By the way all you women out their need to remember that when a person is lying to you about having an issue with trust you can’t prove yourself as trustworthy to fix things because the problem is not his lack of trust. When people are deeply troubled from the past that has nothing to do with you! Also, according to the doctrine of psychiatry (every source there is) even professionals are instructed to never treat patients they are married to or have had any emotional attachment to! That is most likely implemented for a reason.

Repeated area’s of this post are put there for a reason.

I  guess there was a reason. Tell me what you think of my raw advice segment and please if you think it sucks I would really appreciate that as well. For more relationship advice or to schedule a

phone consultation email me kelly@kellyspeechless.com
 

REMINDER:

ANSWER TO THE FOLLOWING IS:

A: HELL NO!

I WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION. MY STUFF IS SO COPYRIGHTED THAT I RUN OUT OF INK SOMETIMES WHEN PRINTING OUT THE SYMBOL. I WILL TAKE IT TO THE LEVEL THAT IS TOO FAR!

Q: Can I put anything here on my website or on my blog to let others see? Can I use it to do anything?

 

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My Loser Ex Just Texted Me. Great. What the fuck do I do now?


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Some quick thoughts and suggestions on how you should handle this.

Once upon a time you stopped calling and texting Craig. It sucked. Craig sucked. It all really fucking sucked. Three months go by and today you don’t care as much about Craig.

Craig’s phone rings with a voicemail alert that says, “Craig this message is to inform you April is not still obsessing over you. She will likely have a change at happiness. If you don’t fuck this up than and soon she will likely go meet a decent guy. Have a great day!”

Craig sends a trial text to see what level of effort he is going to use to seal your obsession with him longer.

Craig texts” “What up girl?”

April gets the message and now April is freaking the fuck out.

Best Thing To Do That No One Does: Say Nothing.

Worst Thing To Do EVEr! Text back, “So why do you care?”

He won’t answer your question. Then you will be pissed of f and want to know why. Before you know it you will be wishing you had not texted this loser something that of course you have every right to answer.

If you text, “Whats up with you?”  These outcomes will become likely:

1. No answer (that will be three days later)

2. The next morning he texts back without an explanation which leads to more confusion and fun.

3. Or the booty call/love session of you feeling he’s back in your life and him feeling like your unhappy again/mission accomplished.

Best Thing To Do If You Want To Get Rid Of Him and Have The Balls.

“Hey Craig I am so happy you text-ed me because I am still in love with you and want to let you know if you want to be with me currently, I am still up for that.”

IF He answers with an answer that implies no (but maybe yes of course)?”

Craig: “Well why don’t we see how things go…”

Being Called A “Crazy Woman,” Is Only Funny If It Was Tagged By Someone On Amazon.


Calling You (Blue October song)

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My blog was just tagged with these tags below. Wow, what a great day. I find the tags a compliment. What do you think?
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Check the boxes next to the tags you consider relevant or enter your own tags in the field below.

I Was Called and Tagged the Following and it isn’t even 6pm yet.

I think I did my job of pissing someone off today. Oh well, it made my smile. By the way, I might be crazy but not a psychopath (not yet anyway).

I took off the amazon blog because  it was on my old blogspot address so I will give a few days to let Mr. Tag Fucker to Calm down and take a zanax before I submit this website kindle blog.

Dear tag enthusiast: Why didn’t you write a bad review instead of just putting up “f-you tag’s?”

Your a little bitch. My opinion. You made my day, and I am requesting some more tags as soon as my kindle blog debuts (the new one).

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Stalker? Does He Think You Are A Stalker? Find Out Now.


Answer The Fucking Phone!

Before we get into social stalker lingo and stigma’s I want to reference something I personally find annoying. Most of the time, if she or he would answer the phone the first time then the “stalking,” extra seven calls would not be needed. There is no excuse to go MIA for two day’s if you’re dating someone or with someone. Pretty soon our cell phones are going to be so advanced, there will be an application that gives you a back massage. My point is this: The socially recognized advancement in our world’s technology mixed the understanding that you’re not that big of a dumb ass. You can’t prove you have a brain and then later act as if you are suddenly to dumb to function.  Even if you say, “I hate you,” please answer. If your phone dies, cries, is stolen, or broken you can still use someone else’s phone in a less than 3 feet proximity.

If You Really Want To Quickly Call Off The Crazy.

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If a person shouldn’t be calling at all,  and blows up your phone then handle it quickly. Let’s say this person was once someone you wanted to talk tp and is now someone you wish you had never met but keeps calling. First make sure you don’t want to speak to this person EVER AGAIN. Now the next time,  she or he calls answer the phone and say, “Please do not call me again. Thank you.” (SAY THIS USING THE SAME WORDS I STATED). I know what your thinking. Your probabley thinking that repeating this exact statement sounds cheesy, weird, not how you would say it, and won’t work. Well you are right! This is phase 1 and they all have to go in succession to work properly. Your tone also needs to be the, “ordering a pizza voice.” The voice you use to order a pizza is not to nice but not to blaze. You are also thinking about something so you are not so open to send out emotions such as fear, guilt, stress, or care. Don’t forget to practice your pizza ordering voice tone.

If he or she persists AGAIN answer the phone and say,-“Is there anything that you need?” (you do this just in case the person really just wants their stuff back. They might have left something at your house for example. There can also be a similar sort of understandable message that you would not object to acting on).

“Is there anything you need?” (90 seconds on your watch. Ready to time it? Ok….GO!)

Jeopardy Music plays for 90 seconds in your head…do do do do do do DO do do do

If this person does not come up with anything justifiable in 90 seconds Then say, “I am sorry if I caused you to feel this way. If you contact me again I am going to call the authorities/cops/police.” Say this statement exactly as it is read except you can pick your word for calling the cop’s.

IF she or he calls again, CALL THE COPS! File a police report and meet with a lawyer to see what options you have in terms of well…anything.

I Will Stop There: Any further than this would take on another topic.

Just Remember:

  • KEEP IT SIMPLE.
  • DON’T GET ANGRY.
  • DON’T NAME CALL.
  • You just don’t want to talk to this person.  Lastly, If you think that there will be even the slightest chance you will want to contact this person ever again (booty calls count) than don’t follow these guidelines.

If I Wanted To Really Blow Up Your Phone I Would Use Explosives….Maybe…

Sorry Ladies, If we repeat our communication attempts we are automatically open for the label of “stalker.” 

My Two Cent’s and More…(I am using the fun valley girl voice in my head in the statements below)

OK, I get the whole “stalker,” lingo used for chicks. If you OMG, call three times, and leave a text, and show up at the same party then your totally a f-ing stalker!

Really? No! Please. Your not a stalker, you’re not obsessed and you’re not crazy (in the are of stalking at least).

Society Says Re-Dial = Stalker Profile.

Short Story: “Frank Plays Show And Tell At The Bar.”

BIO – Frank: 23 male and during this story still sober. He just arrived at the bar and met up with his group of friends. He hears a text message high volume signal and decides to inform his friends that a new stalker is walking the earth.

Frank Say’s: “Man, this bitch is blowing up my phone!”

frank see’s: he looks at to no one specifically but three males in close proximity suffice his loud verbal summons call to the podium; so to speak. 

Frank does: (1. laughs in higher pitch with words spoken in lower pitch. 2.frank centers on one person then looks around for the second most eager male candidate to show this event to close up).

Frank Say’s:“Come here look at this shit man!” Frank says while looking back down at his phone like it’s a lifetime NFL ticket package.

*Twiddle Dee comes over and we can’t blame him-everyone would want to see ok! That is the problem.

Twiddle Dee: “She’s a fucking stalker dude. (insert sexual infused justification retort here) fuck man.” (1.laughing in same low-high style Frank executed earlier 2. puts his hand behind Frank’s shoulder while laughing and released with a firm “pat of the palm.”).

They get drunk. No one reports a stalker on the loose. Frank’s bushes are free of humans all night. Frank doesn’t get secretly video taped, no one gets a “Frank Life DOT COM,” tattoo on their ass.  – At least not this Frank.

The End.

Reflection Mambo:

So in this story we observed how any repetitive behavior made by a woman can be labeled or have her socially branded as a  “stalker,”or someone executing stalker-like behavior. If hiding out in front of your ex boyfriends house with binoculars, some device, all while sitting in the bushes is equal to phone redialing then I should have crawled up the fire escape.

Crazy Chick

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Why People Smile While Being “Stalked.” –  THE FEMALE VERSION – LISTEN UP GUY’S THIS IS FOR YOU!

Elizabeth: (Elizabeth is talking to one of her friends) “OMG he is such a stalker. He won’t stop messaging me. It’s so weird. Get a life loser, I don’t like to be called seven times a day by you!”

Elizabeth is full of shit.

Let Me Explain: She likes the attention. She likes being in this position. You might be asking, “Why?” Well, there a few possibilities below.

Scenario 1: Elizabeth secretly likes the guy she is bitching about that won’t leave her alone. She even flirts with him and might even talk to him on the phone or MySpace, and Facebook regularly.  BUT since this guy doesn’t pass the “my friends think he is the shit,” test she has to fight her affection by leading on this guy.  When Elizabeth get’s to close to the guy she call’s a “loser,” she makes sure to keep her friends in the dark.  By bringing this guy up, she can alleviate her guilt from liking him. As long as everyone she knows has an understanding  that her connection to this guy is solely based on “his stalker,” status than her paranoia subsides.

Scenario Two: Elizabeth loves having a guy in her life that she can call her stalker. Why? She can tell everyone! She can announce that someone in the world thinks she is hot shit. She is basically trying to convey  that being stalked means you so great that someone out there must take their admiration to far. In this case she is either exaggerating the guy’s calls. Or she is playing a little cat and mouse game with him. She doesn’t usually respond to his texts but when he stops texting her she will chime in again.Why would a guy put up with that? (you might be wondering) well, he is establishing connections with the possibility of a future in bed with this person. He thinks playing a little text game is easy, and worth it in the end if this leads somehow, someway to pussy.

Scenario Three: Elizabeth Is A Whinny Bitch Who Wants To Have Something To Whine About.

Elizabeth loves to complain and for people to feel sorry for her. The stalker guy situation is currently the best and only card she has to play. If she wants to keep listeners who sympathize with her whining, she needs to take what she can get in terms of material. If Elizabeth calls the cops on this person she will risk losing the excuse she has to complain.

The Only Way To Tell If Someone Really Thinks You’re A Stalker:

YOU ARE SPEAKING TO LAW ENFORCEMENT:

COPS (TV series)

  • You are surrounded by bars.
  • Your family is being contacted to either tell you to stop the behavior.
  • There is a police report.

Making the leap from blogspot or free wordpress to a domain?


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I am a member and post to blog zone-a community for bloggers to ask others bloggers questions or discuss topics in the area of “blogging,”

I saw a question that basically stated, “Hey should I get a premium theme for wordpress or a regular theme? I changed the wording so I don’t out this person (who really seemed to want to know this). I wrote this post below.

Kelly M. Sowell • I feel your pain!!! This week I decided I am listening to everyone and making my personal rant, advice, and tips blog on blogspot into the domain version starting at and through wordpress. I was scared because I have quite a few readers, and my blog has been up since 2007. Not since a few months ago, did I feel enticed to make this one of my income streams or focus because 99% of the time my writing has turned to BLANK if the creativity feels it’s being fueled as a $ money source. So, writing is my 20 hour a week extra job, I do because I can’t help myself. Anyway, so I have my blog on blogspot and decided that even though I am using wordpress for the domain site, I should start by giving myself 3 weeks.

Week One: Buy your blog NAME domain only from any source you choose. Mine was about $10 dollars and I am sure if I took that time I could have gotten it cheaper but much like this project I just needed to get moving.

Week One Part Two: Set up the free wordpress blog and play around with it. Even if you already use wordpress knowing that you might turn premium, will make you execute actions and applications within the free blog system differently.

Week Three: Email a question list to wordpress and contact tech support for premium because I guarantee if they answer promptly, you will get a good feeling because you know if things go wrong or disastrous someone is there in a reasonable amount of time.

THEME: If you buy a wordpress theme it’s so worth it because they are that much more visually enhanced and structured. That average cost for a premium is like, $55 dollars or something. IF YOU GET THE FULL $99 dollars package you get any theme included within all the tons of extras including a domain. Remember, in a sense until .com were in a sense amateur no matter how good the content is. Premium themes need premium status for the blog. .COMand Premium go together and one missing is like wearing a really pretty dress three sizes to big. (silly example but it just came to mind).

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Overall, wordpress premium package is $99 dollars a year. Premium is the best choice. I am still waiting my last week to keep getting a feel for the minimal things offered on wordpress free blogs, and doing research. I bought my domain, so I am only still deciding on what to do with my blogspot blog and making sure I am reading other options for monetization (hired) I have tried monetization many times over the years and while I am smart my mind for some reason hates the idea of monetizing. Every time my eyes hit my google Adsense page my brain almost says, “Nope not doing this. I will just keep making this read like it’s in another language. Go write something we like that. Or go work we like that to.”

So overall, buy a domain of your blog name or 5 for a deal online if you are not sure. Play with the wordpress free blog options making your blog not searchable yet if you don’t want to put it up live while your playing with the options. Then follow the weeks towards something we both will see the results of (hopefully good) in the future. Since we are both on the same journey here; feel free to email me anytime if you find something that is helpful for me to, or with any other questions. Either way, we are both on the way to something new with wordpress and two heads are better than one.

Real Ways to Earn Money Online.com: The Only Database for Earning Money Online In 2012


  1. Real Ways to Earn Money Online.

    “For Anyone Who Want’s To Work From Home, Or Anyone Who Loves 
    Reading & Learning About Business As A Whole Has A Lot To Gain From This Blog: For Online Work of Any Kind In 2012; there is no where else to look but HERE..“
    Kelly, writer of Kelly Speechless.

    Email Details:

    TO: To the writer and owner of where I read the this link: Answering Questions – Paid Experts

    ABOUT: The Format for this message is based on freely speaking tone without professional voice in order to be as real with you as you are to your readers.

    Anna the author of the blog:Real Ways to Earn Money Online and, Extra Cash and Rewards is someone who deserves a little more than the email below so I decided to post it up on my blog in the hopes that others will check out her blog and find it a key portal point bookmark, for business arenas in every facet.

    September 20, 2012, My email to the writer of the blog

    http://realwaystoearnmoneyonline.com/,

    Dear Anna,

    As a business enthusiast and lover of all things “making money,” I learned a lot from your site even though working at home is more of an extra optional gig. Thanks for being such an inspiration among business women who provide high quality with their claim to do so. Business and evolving the mind to encompass more capacity to learn comes in many forms and this is one that got my attention.

    Overall…I Just wanted to send you my very sincere thanks and appreciation for having such an extended database of home option’s for people. People working outside the home and those who already work at home need an extensive database and you provide one. There are scours of searches for a website such as yours that have options detailed in a database with a separate site for work at home JOB’s and EARNING EXTRA MONEY. The job listings and options for earning in your free time or down time come with concrete reviews. You care and most of all offer people a chance to have one of these positions which could lead to a career that they never thought possible. (I am sure this has happened from viewing your work and website).

    I am currently in, “Looking for other opportunities like crazy mode due to honestly, a gut feeling and obsession with making money. I also love to see what is out there in the business world especially the internet. I have been doing this search/read/seize/forum/ exploration of all things money and online for year. Just recently I began focusing my research on work at home positions pushing that as the main objective.

    In the past six months of doing this there is not one better option or guide than your blog hands down. If you were ever worried about paying it forward, I am here to tell you that your time is up and you paid it a long time ago. I am putting you on my list of inspiring women for a blog post coming up here: Kelly Speechless if you want to look out for it or I will email you the link when it’s done.

    This is my personal blog and is not reflective of work or serious areas just something that has turned into a place that people like to go to without a motive. Thanks again, and I would love to keep this connection and pass information applicable to each other in the future if the situation comes up. It’s always inspiring to see a woman who is smart and most of all has a plethora of good information to back up her obvious intelligence. As a 27-year-old female I can say I have learned more about business as a whole without even directly thinking “work at home,” than I have in a while. This information shows us a lot about the industry of online well..consumer driven life. I also like how you chose your reviews to be worthy of one, but hold your tongue when you feel someone else might love or benefit from something that you think isn’t for you.

    You send a good message to other women by doing this: You indicate that some companies or your longevity with them, should depend of what they do for you. You give people here the option to do trial and error quickly to see what fits for them.

    APOLOGY IF THIS MESSAGE CREEP-ED YOU BELOW:

    This didn’t mean to be a life story/essay/a narrative lol.. Also, after reading this message you aren’t weird-ed out in any way or think My continued thanks to your presence online as a women who knows her shit. Excuse the language but my there is not better sounding way that says it.

    Thanks again,

    Kelly.


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