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The Benefits’ To Having Big Boobs: More Reason’s Why It’s Just Better To Be Bigger Sometimes…..



OK, so I submitted this post with the infographic below a few days ago, but now found an infographic with different data to suggest other results. Are we getting inforgraphic fooled here? Hmm..

The Boob Files: A Few Things You May Not Know About Large Breasts

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Quick Fact’s That Encompass The Truth About Boob’s.

Average American female breast size 35.9 inches
Average American female bra cup size 34 B
Average aerola size 1.4 inches
Average erect nipple size 0.27 inches

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Stalker? Does He Think You Are A Stalker? Find Out Now.

Answer The Fucking Phone!

Before we get into social stalker lingo and stigma’s I want to reference something I personally find annoying. Most of the time, if she or he would answer the phone the first time then the “stalking,” extra seven calls would not be needed. There is no excuse to go MIA for two day’s if you’re dating someone or with someone. Pretty soon our cell phones are going to be so advanced, there will be an application that gives you a back massage. My point is this: The socially recognized advancement in our world’s technology mixed the understanding that you’re not that big of a dumb ass. You can’t prove you have a brain and then later act as if you are suddenly to dumb to function.  Even if you say, “I hate you,” please answer. If your phone dies, cries, is stolen, or broken you can still use someone else’s phone in a less than 3 feet proximity.

If You Really Want To Quickly Call Off The Crazy.

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If a person shouldn’t be calling at all,  and blows up your phone then handle it quickly. Let’s say this person was once someone you wanted to talk tp and is now someone you wish you had never met but keeps calling. First make sure you don’t want to speak to this person EVER AGAIN. Now the next time,  she or he calls answer the phone and say, “Please do not call me again. Thank you.” (SAY THIS USING THE SAME WORDS I STATED). I know what your thinking. Your probabley thinking that repeating this exact statement sounds cheesy, weird, not how you would say it, and won’t work. Well you are right! This is phase 1 and they all have to go in succession to work properly. Your tone also needs to be the, “ordering a pizza voice.” The voice you use to order a pizza is not to nice but not to blaze. You are also thinking about something so you are not so open to send out emotions such as fear, guilt, stress, or care. Don’t forget to practice your pizza ordering voice tone.

If he or she persists AGAIN answer the phone and say,-“Is there anything that you need?” (you do this just in case the person really just wants their stuff back. They might have left something at your house for example. There can also be a similar sort of understandable message that you would not object to acting on).

“Is there anything you need?” (90 seconds on your watch. Ready to time it? Ok….GO!)

Jeopardy Music plays for 90 seconds in your head…do do do do do do DO do do do

If this person does not come up with anything justifiable in 90 seconds Then say, “I am sorry if I caused you to feel this way. If you contact me again I am going to call the authorities/cops/police.” Say this statement exactly as it is read except you can pick your word for calling the cop’s.

IF she or he calls again, CALL THE COPS! File a police report and meet with a lawyer to see what options you have in terms of well…anything.

I Will Stop There: Any further than this would take on another topic.

Just Remember:

  • You just don’t want to talk to this person.  Lastly, If you think that there will be even the slightest chance you will want to contact this person ever again (booty calls count) than don’t follow these guidelines.

If I Wanted To Really Blow Up Your Phone I Would Use Explosives….Maybe…

Sorry Ladies, If we repeat our communication attempts we are automatically open for the label of “stalker.” 

My Two Cent’s and More…(I am using the fun valley girl voice in my head in the statements below)

OK, I get the whole “stalker,” lingo used for chicks. If you OMG, call three times, and leave a text, and show up at the same party then your totally a f-ing stalker!

Really? No! Please. Your not a stalker, you’re not obsessed and you’re not crazy (in the are of stalking at least).

Society Says Re-Dial = Stalker Profile.

Short Story: “Frank Plays Show And Tell At The Bar.”

BIO – Frank: 23 male and during this story still sober. He just arrived at the bar and met up with his group of friends. He hears a text message high volume signal and decides to inform his friends that a new stalker is walking the earth.

Frank Say’s: “Man, this bitch is blowing up my phone!”

frank see’s: he looks at to no one specifically but three males in close proximity suffice his loud verbal summons call to the podium; so to speak. 

Frank does: (1. laughs in higher pitch with words spoken in lower pitch. 2.frank centers on one person then looks around for the second most eager male candidate to show this event to close up).

Frank Say’s:“Come here look at this shit man!” Frank says while looking back down at his phone like it’s a lifetime NFL ticket package.

*Twiddle Dee comes over and we can’t blame him-everyone would want to see ok! That is the problem.

Twiddle Dee: “She’s a fucking stalker dude. (insert sexual infused justification retort here) fuck man.” (1.laughing in same low-high style Frank executed earlier 2. puts his hand behind Frank’s shoulder while laughing and released with a firm “pat of the palm.”).

They get drunk. No one reports a stalker on the loose. Frank’s bushes are free of humans all night. Frank doesn’t get secretly video taped, no one gets a “Frank Life DOT COM,” tattoo on their ass.  – At least not this Frank.

The End.

Reflection Mambo:

So in this story we observed how any repetitive behavior made by a woman can be labeled or have her socially branded as a  “stalker,”or someone executing stalker-like behavior. If hiding out in front of your ex boyfriends house with binoculars, some device, all while sitting in the bushes is equal to phone redialing then I should have crawled up the fire escape.

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Why People Smile While Being “Stalked.” –  THE FEMALE VERSION – LISTEN UP GUY’S THIS IS FOR YOU!

Elizabeth: (Elizabeth is talking to one of her friends) “OMG he is such a stalker. He won’t stop messaging me. It’s so weird. Get a life loser, I don’t like to be called seven times a day by you!”

Elizabeth is full of shit.

Let Me Explain: She likes the attention. She likes being in this position. You might be asking, “Why?” Well, there a few possibilities below.

Scenario 1: Elizabeth secretly likes the guy she is bitching about that won’t leave her alone. She even flirts with him and might even talk to him on the phone or MySpace, and Facebook regularly.  BUT since this guy doesn’t pass the “my friends think he is the shit,” test she has to fight her affection by leading on this guy.  When Elizabeth get’s to close to the guy she call’s a “loser,” she makes sure to keep her friends in the dark.  By bringing this guy up, she can alleviate her guilt from liking him. As long as everyone she knows has an understanding  that her connection to this guy is solely based on “his stalker,” status than her paranoia subsides.

Scenario Two: Elizabeth loves having a guy in her life that she can call her stalker. Why? She can tell everyone! She can announce that someone in the world thinks she is hot shit. She is basically trying to convey  that being stalked means you so great that someone out there must take their admiration to far. In this case she is either exaggerating the guy’s calls. Or she is playing a little cat and mouse game with him. She doesn’t usually respond to his texts but when he stops texting her she will chime in again.Why would a guy put up with that? (you might be wondering) well, he is establishing connections with the possibility of a future in bed with this person. He thinks playing a little text game is easy, and worth it in the end if this leads somehow, someway to pussy.

Scenario Three: Elizabeth Is A Whinny Bitch Who Wants To Have Something To Whine About.

Elizabeth loves to complain and for people to feel sorry for her. The stalker guy situation is currently the best and only card she has to play. If she wants to keep listeners who sympathize with her whining, she needs to take what she can get in terms of material. If Elizabeth calls the cops on this person she will risk losing the excuse she has to complain.

The Only Way To Tell If Someone Really Thinks You’re A Stalker:


COPS (TV series)

  • You are surrounded by bars.
  • Your family is being contacted to either tell you to stop the behavior.
  • There is a police report.

Why Needing Some Time To Think Is Bull Shit: This Usually Follow’s Being Put Into The Adult Version Of, “Time Out.”

Instead of answering a question about the status of a relationship, some people will put you in time out. As if to say, “you better not ask these questions again or you will be put in time out again!” We remember how bad time out is right?”

Time to think In Relationships.

When have you taken this time?

Where does one go during the time they think about this relationship?

Is there a time limit?

“Hey Jon, well it’s been a week and a half is the thinking time up yet?”


If someone says they need to time to think they are punishing you from bringing up the topic. Adult Time Out. Instead of answering a question about the status of a relationship, some people will put you in time out. As if to say, “you better not ask these questions again or you will be put in time out again!” We remember how bad time out is right?”

Don’t agree to time out! Say, that you don’t need time to think about what you want.

Look Who's Talking


“Hey Mark well it’s been a week and a half.  Is the thinking time up yet?”


If someone says,  “they need to take sometime to think,” they are considering the pro’s and con’s surrounding a new job prospect, allowing their child to do this or that, or playing a triviality game where a time limit or request to take a time out is applicable.

Adult Time Out.

You thought time out was over once you hit adulthood didn’t you? Well guess what? The punishment or executing this type of learning to behave through eliminating all the fun can apparently involve adults.


Karen: “Hey Jon It’s October so I wanted to know if your ready to move closer like you said. I wouldn’t press it, only that you volunteered moving closer after October so I was just going to follow your lead.”

Jon: “Look, I think I need to take sometime think.”


How dare you ask a normal question? Well, Jon is making his girlfriend in this example, try to regret she ever brought up normalcy. He wants her to feel, “Don’t you do that normal stuff again or you know what happens!”

What Happens Next.

Well you love him so you freak. He takes a weekend to “not think about anything,” and you cry while reaching a new height of paranoia you didn’t think was possible. After punishment is over, you are scared to death Mr. Brilliant will need time to think again, and you could barely handle it the first time so you zip it.

What You Should Do.

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Jon: “Look, I think I need sometime to think.”

Karen: Smile (eyes making a “you’re weird ,” face

Karen: “About what?”

Jon: “Well just where my career/life/shoes are going..”

Karen: “Well that’s weird. I don’t need time to think. I also know your full of shit. Call me when you want to answer a question that shouldn’t even cause a fight.”


He calls, and says something to try to get under your skin. You hang up.

Wait In Hell.

Unfortunately, paranoia weekend still ensues and begins. Your still worried because we can’t help that.

  •  At least this time your paranoid without submitting to be placed in adult time out, and engaging his behavior.
  • At least you don’t have to be a party to play pretending. Or play along and accept your time out and his time not thinking.  Was this not covered in age 1-8?

Jon begins to take sometime to ponder this whole situation on day 1 and 1/2.  But Not About The Simple Question that He Refuses To Answer.

After Jon shits himself on day two.

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When he say’s, he is so-so sorry and blames his momentary lapse in mind usage on someone’s death (he never knew the person or they passed away when he was three) or something,  let it go BUT NOT WITHOUT saying, ”

“Hey Jon It’s October so I wanted to know if your ready to move closer like you said?”

REPEAT IF NEEDED OR, IF JON SAYS, “We will talk about it later.”


Remember The Morale Of The Story!

Don’t agree to time out!

  • Say, that you don’t need time to think about what you want.
  • Put him in time out until he or she comes back and makes some since. “I am sorry,” is not an acceptable come back.
  • Answering your question is acceptable if he or she comes back realizing that only toddlers are put in time out and not adults engaging in behavior you both have created.

Making the leap from blogspot or free wordpress to a domain?

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I am a member and post to blog zone-a community for bloggers to ask others bloggers questions or discuss topics in the area of “blogging,”

I saw a question that basically stated, “Hey should I get a premium theme for wordpress or a regular theme? I changed the wording so I don’t out this person (who really seemed to want to know this). I wrote this post below.

Kelly M. Sowell • I feel your pain!!! This week I decided I am listening to everyone and making my personal rant, advice, and tips blog on blogspot into the domain version starting at and through wordpress. I was scared because I have quite a few readers, and my blog has been up since 2007. Not since a few months ago, did I feel enticed to make this one of my income streams or focus because 99% of the time my writing has turned to BLANK if the creativity feels it’s being fueled as a $ money source. So, writing is my 20 hour a week extra job, I do because I can’t help myself. Anyway, so I have my blog on blogspot and decided that even though I am using wordpress for the domain site, I should start by giving myself 3 weeks.

Week One: Buy your blog NAME domain only from any source you choose. Mine was about $10 dollars and I am sure if I took that time I could have gotten it cheaper but much like this project I just needed to get moving.

Week One Part Two: Set up the free wordpress blog and play around with it. Even if you already use wordpress knowing that you might turn premium, will make you execute actions and applications within the free blog system differently.

Week Three: Email a question list to wordpress and contact tech support for premium because I guarantee if they answer promptly, you will get a good feeling because you know if things go wrong or disastrous someone is there in a reasonable amount of time.

THEME: If you buy a wordpress theme it’s so worth it because they are that much more visually enhanced and structured. That average cost for a premium is like, $55 dollars or something. IF YOU GET THE FULL $99 dollars package you get any theme included within all the tons of extras including a domain. Remember, in a sense until .com were in a sense amateur no matter how good the content is. Premium themes need premium status for the blog. .COMand Premium go together and one missing is like wearing a really pretty dress three sizes to big. (silly example but it just came to mind).


Overall, wordpress premium package is $99 dollars a year. Premium is the best choice. I am still waiting my last week to keep getting a feel for the minimal things offered on wordpress free blogs, and doing research. I bought my domain, so I am only still deciding on what to do with my blogspot blog and making sure I am reading other options for monetization (hired) I have tried monetization many times over the years and while I am smart my mind for some reason hates the idea of monetizing. Every time my eyes hit my google Adsense page my brain almost says, “Nope not doing this. I will just keep making this read like it’s in another language. Go write something we like that. Or go work we like that to.”

So overall, buy a domain of your blog name or 5 for a deal online if you are not sure. Play with the wordpress free blog options making your blog not searchable yet if you don’t want to put it up live while your playing with the options. Then follow the weeks towards something we both will see the results of (hopefully good) in the future. Since we are both on the same journey here; feel free to email me anytime if you find something that is helpful for me to, or with any other questions. Either way, we are both on the way to something new with wordpress and two heads are better than one.

Real Ways to Earn Money The Only Database for Earning Money Online In 2012

  1. Real Ways to Earn Money Online.

    “For Anyone Who Want’s To Work From Home, Or Anyone Who Loves 
    Reading & Learning About Business As A Whole Has A Lot To Gain From This Blog: For Online Work of Any Kind In 2012; there is no where else to look but HERE..“
    Kelly, writer of Kelly Speechless.

    Email Details:

    TO: To the writer and owner of where I read the this link: Answering Questions – Paid Experts

    ABOUT: The Format for this message is based on freely speaking tone without professional voice in order to be as real with you as you are to your readers.

    Anna the author of the blog:Real Ways to Earn Money Online and, Extra Cash and Rewards is someone who deserves a little more than the email below so I decided to post it up on my blog in the hopes that others will check out her blog and find it a key portal point bookmark, for business arenas in every facet.

    September 20, 2012, My email to the writer of the blog,

    Dear Anna,

    As a business enthusiast and lover of all things “making money,” I learned a lot from your site even though working at home is more of an extra optional gig. Thanks for being such an inspiration among business women who provide high quality with their claim to do so. Business and evolving the mind to encompass more capacity to learn comes in many forms and this is one that got my attention.

    Overall…I Just wanted to send you my very sincere thanks and appreciation for having such an extended database of home option’s for people. People working outside the home and those who already work at home need an extensive database and you provide one. There are scours of searches for a website such as yours that have options detailed in a database with a separate site for work at home JOB’s and EARNING EXTRA MONEY. The job listings and options for earning in your free time or down time come with concrete reviews. You care and most of all offer people a chance to have one of these positions which could lead to a career that they never thought possible. (I am sure this has happened from viewing your work and website).

    I am currently in, “Looking for other opportunities like crazy mode due to honestly, a gut feeling and obsession with making money. I also love to see what is out there in the business world especially the internet. I have been doing this search/read/seize/forum/ exploration of all things money and online for year. Just recently I began focusing my research on work at home positions pushing that as the main objective.

    In the past six months of doing this there is not one better option or guide than your blog hands down. If you were ever worried about paying it forward, I am here to tell you that your time is up and you paid it a long time ago. I am putting you on my list of inspiring women for a blog post coming up here: Kelly Speechless if you want to look out for it or I will email you the link when it’s done.

    This is my personal blog and is not reflective of work or serious areas just something that has turned into a place that people like to go to without a motive. Thanks again, and I would love to keep this connection and pass information applicable to each other in the future if the situation comes up. It’s always inspiring to see a woman who is smart and most of all has a plethora of good information to back up her obvious intelligence. As a 27-year-old female I can say I have learned more about business as a whole without even directly thinking “work at home,” than I have in a while. This information shows us a lot about the industry of online well..consumer driven life. I also like how you chose your reviews to be worthy of one, but hold your tongue when you feel someone else might love or benefit from something that you think isn’t for you.

    You send a good message to other women by doing this: You indicate that some companies or your longevity with them, should depend of what they do for you. You give people here the option to do trial and error quickly to see what fits for them.


    This didn’t mean to be a life story/essay/a narrative lol.. Also, after reading this message you aren’t weird-ed out in any way or think My continued thanks to your presence online as a women who knows her shit. Excuse the language but my there is not better sounding way that says it.

    Thanks again,




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Facebook Friends: Dear High School “Friends,” I Don’t Want In My Life….

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“Facebook is bad…it’s no place for you Kelly..”

Quote written by, My Gut Instinct.

(sadly, this image above shows the kind s of crazy shit I do without FB or webcam’s; since I am a little nuts, I decided to cancel my FB cancer with a bang: Pissing off others with true details. Karma told me I am not anymore going to hell after I wrote this so, I feel great about it.)

Dear Everyone from high school who I never talk to: 

You can’t see this because I rejected all of you. I am sorry I accepted your “friend,” requests in the first place. I only did so in order to fulfill my desire to see for myself what I heard most of you physically turned into. But sadly, most of your overall weight gain didn’t suffice my urge to get rid of your boring, pointless, dry, stupid generic, horny for PTA positioned, translucent face powder wearing, “sweet honey,” colored lipstick wearing, stranger hugging after pointless free unpaid meeting participation seekers; didn’t keep me on FB for long.

Oh and your words that are more fake than my orange tan, fake eyelashes, and future Botox sessions. At least I was popular for a good reason, “being a bitch.” At least I didn’t hand out my bitchiness to only certain chosen people in certain groups; I handed out my bitch card to anyone who asked for it. 

Blocking the unimportant news of your generic non creative poorly written “Hey!,” verbiage wasn’t enough for me anymore-in an entertainment sense. 

Anyway, if you are in the category of friends from high school who I neither talk to or like and are not restricted yet, you know you don’t apply, or I forgot to put your sorry ass under restriction. You will be there soon. Restricted had to be the choice because I am lucky enough to not to see any of you fuckerz in the grocery store so considering you soul blind enigmas acquaintances would make as bunch sense as your picture smile: pointless acts that should only be saved for the neighbor’s spot.

I didn’t de-friend you because that would open Pandora’s box and frazzle dazzle too much even though you don’t give a fuck. Go Fuck your mother.

P.S. You know who I am talking about

HAHA BITCHES-My skin is better and I still smoke cigarettes! I am skinny as hell and going to be rich without being on an allowance!