Where do you purchase your bras?
Skinny Bitches Have Big Boobs Too!
A hot princess grew up to have enormous boobs and a small waist.-
One day the princesses noticed there back was aching and felt the need to hoist up their babies and went on a journey to the mall for a bra that might fit their small frame and bigger chest. What they found was horrific.
The moral of this story is-that if your small and lean or skinny and hungry with gargantuan tits to boot-you have to go online to get a bra that is worth a shit.
Irrelevant to how these attributes got there-(fairy God physician, physical training torture, speed, or “natural,” aka speed, They Grew Up? They look the same plus hormones. That must be from the Birth Control because these characters boobs got older but never had any kids. I love how this image is so hot, fucked up, gender discriminating-and I still can’t help but fucking love it and the whole Disney princess thing.
Having humongous boobs is a blessing, a curse, and yet another maintenance cost included a set of body parts. Whether you’re 30-36, D-FF+ there is one thing you need in a bra-IT Pushes Up and Out! Also, while this bra pushes up the twins it cannot leave the twins spilling out as if they’re about to join the Renaissance Fair! Also, plump boobs need adjustable straps of course but not the kind you pull and use the full length within three days.
Victoria’s Secret, Target, Walmart, Macy’s: Didn’t Get the Memo that skinny bitches can have massive tits too!
Here, is the breakdown for those who don’t want to read the rest-all of the above have (in my opinion) have shitty bra’s that aren’t worth the time, money or effort. ONLY bra’s! I am not saying anything about these retailers or brands other items-which I am a consumer of many-its their bras that all royally suck..
What is the problem with my problem with these bra’s? I think retailers should take into consideration that not all women and their sizes are close to imitating a balance. For example I am outing myself-I am a 32F-AHHH! Are you over it yet? OK good. Now I haven’t gotten the fake ones yet, and for some reason God decided to gift me with my tits lack of knowledge to understand the gravity. With that being said, as soon as these suckers pass out and realize they are suspended in the air-I will be getting a lift and reduction to maintain my size. (I have already saved up).
Anyway my point of what I wrote above is that Tit retailers forget a third creeping up to quarter of American women aged 18-45 bought their boobs and before they bought the boobs they were a size 2-6. Since retailers like Victoria secret “alleged,” lower the sizes of D and DD (I guess this purpose was some gender stereotype mixed with being skinny/boob discrimination? And if your smaller in the waist but bigger in the chest but want still want to spend less than 300 dollars every two months! Hanes promotions might show bras worn by real women, but those real women have to pay real money by replacing those bras like printing paper when the material says, “Later, I can’t hold up these puppies! I am only cotton you know!” Not sold here! The models in the commercials don’t go home with those bras on.
And when it comes to adjustable bra straps, those straps should only be needed to adjust the FIT! Adjustable straps aren’t shoes laces that support your boobs as the material gives out. If not then like an elevator and your back pressure, as the straps use more length the back of your bra “part of the support,” gives up flies behind your neck leave your boobs angry and then they take out that anger on your back and top if off by giving you either an exposed feeling under boob. It is also hard to pull off a look of super sophistication while pulling down the back strap of your bra over your shirt (hoping it will magically fall into place). Going by statistics, there is a reasonable chance you frequent Victoria’s Secret. I am not knocking them by saying while they have exceptional detail, nice fabric, and trend worthy pieces there is one astronomical problem: If you have large boobs (fake or natural) their bras don’t hold them up. The strap on the back is creeping up the back of your neck after only a few weeks. Now if these bras cost only 15-20 dollars than it wouldn’t be so hurtful but I don’t have enough room in my budget to spend 40+ dollars every three weeks for boob holders that don’t even do their job.
Now, if you’re looking for clothes, new inventive beauty products, pleasant fragrances and sexy underwear Victoria’s Secret are right. Also, those girls who are members of the itty bitty titty committee usually can shop for bras there to. I am not putting down all the hot women out there who have smaller breasts! You guys just might not have an issue with this.
What a tremendous chested girl to do?
It DRUM ROLL PLEASE-Fredericks of Hollywood! Fredericks of Hollywood isn’t a miracle store, it is just a store that sells products THAT WORK the way they are intended to. Thanks GOD!-It was right there in front of my nose the whole time!- On a serious note-when factoring in money, fit, sizes, push up, lift up, stand up, roll over-what ever trick you want those high tities to do they can do it with a bra from Fredericks. BONUS: No matter what bra you have it is known that hang drying them is a must to preserve them. THIS IS A TRUE FACT! The bras at Fredericks are durable enough that if you accidentally throw one in the dryer it is ok.Of course, this doesn’t mean you shouldn’t hang dry! It just means that these bra’s are awesome and can withstand a little abuse without throwing in the towel.
Dollicious™ by Fredericks of Hollywood
The Flirt Collection
Hollywood Liquid Lift Bra
Legendary Lace Bra Collection
Water Bra & Gel Bras
Specialty Styles & Solutions
Bra Accessories & Jewelry
View All Bras
Size 32DD – 42F Bras AND..
Shelf & Open Cup
even on a skinny bitch-Kelly
Just as potent on a women size 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, and so on.
Whether Your Boobs Were Created by God In Heaven or Dr. God Plastic Surgeon Dr. Ferguson-You will have the happiest pair in your city! The Twins will perform better because they are-alert, propped, and on top of the world-with a bra In the City the Frederick’s of Hollywood. Those bra’s work! These bras are hot, come in a variety and don’t just have that “one,” bra that does “it,” HALF the price of Victoria’s Secret bras, and most importantly hold those suckers high!
AGAIN-I do not work with or am an affiliate at all with Frederick’s of Hollywood. This is solely my opinion based on a long time customer relationship with the company and reviewing many other alternatives.
How long do these bras last compared to the other ones?
You won’t even have to adjust the straps for a good month. Then the bra shelf life if you wore the same bra every other day even; would be six months or more (no bull shit). You will see that these bras do their job. This is a excellent place to purchase bras and there should be a lot more. There is no miracle in these bras except for the one factor we need: THEY WORK. They also have actual size options: Victoria’s Secret only caries up to a 38D. New’s Flash: Girls who wear a 32-34 can still have a significant rack and vise versa!
Extra: There strapless bras work as well and do their job as well.Where do you purchase your bras?
FREDRICK’S OF HOLLYWOOD
- even on a skinny bitch”-Kelly